Shower Thoughts

Random yet insightful epiphanies.

Shower Thoughts

Random yet insightful epiphanies.

Reddit’s r/showerthoughts encourages users to post random yet insightful epiphanies had while navigating their morning shower. We sifted through the fluff to find the winners.

“Things are always in the last place you look because once you’ve found it you stop looking.”

odradek123

“Many scenes where zombies break into a room would be impossible if the door closed the other way.”

NReigS

“We could be stuck in someone else’s groundhog day loop, unaware we’re repeating the same day over and over again.”

ProbablyTheWurst

“There’s no way to know if you just handed your debit card to a cashier with a photographic memory.”

TheGamblocracy

“Statistically, very few heroes actually wear capes.”

UYScutiPuffJr

“If boats are the cars of water, then jet skis are the motorcycles.”

Awesome15o

“Batman can only work at night because otherwise Bruce Wayne would have tan lines on his face.”

Smacky_Da_Frog

“We prefer cold beer on a hot day but we’ll never order warm beer on a cold day.”

avitony

“People with plastic surgery are less biodegradable than people without.”

Hombre-de-Papel

“For the average person becoming Batman is more attainable than becoming Bruce Wayne.”

putshan

“The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.”

cubosh

“Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.”

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