Reddit’s r/showerthoughts encourages users to post random yet insightful epiphanies had while navigating their morning shower. We sifted through the fluff to find the winners.
“In space you could have double sided pizza.”
“If a battery that never ran out of power was invented, phone companies would still use the shittier batteries.”
“You only like the pen clicking noise when you are the one making it.”
“Your hand size determines your sign Language font size.”
“The older you get, the more aggressively you spin the scroll wheel when inputting your date of birth year on mobile.”
“Han Solo and Shrek dress the same.”
“Schools made it seem that a lot of people will offer you free drugs.”
“Axes are technically chop sticks.”
“The only thing bottled water companies really produce is plastic.”
“Raisins are grape jerky.”
“Paperclips are staples with less commitment.”
“The first caveman to discover a pepper probably thought that they would legitimately fucking die for a hot minute or two after eating it.”