Shower Thoughts

Random yet insightful epiphanies.

Shower Thoughts

Random yet insightful epiphanies.

Reddit’s r/showerthoughts encourages users to post random yet insightful epiphanies had while navigating their morning shower. We sifted through the fluff to find the winners.

“None of the “Mission Impossible” movies contain impossible missions.”

GladCricket

“If we have evolved to have less hair, then balding people are far more evolved than the average man.”

iHusky

“The line between stupid and brave depends on the outcome.”

UlteraBurns

“Every star wars pilot is technically an astronaut.”

greenlegend32

“Vests are button-down tank tops.”

TigerWing

“Milennials are to TikTokers what boomers were to skateboarders.”

SurfaceAspectRation

“Birds collect hair to build their nests. If it flies away and ends up in a crime scene, whoever hair it is, they are a potential suspect.”

Nessquixx

“When a job is advertised as paying between $12 – $15 an hour, it pays $12.”

CarlJustCarl

“The successful outcome for any activist is the eventual elimination of their job.”

Rockin_freakapotamus

“A main element in the evolution of singing was just choosing to sing faster.”

jfi224

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