The sun thinks it’s allowed to decide when it provides you with light. It’s time to put the reins on that flaming ball of sass and make it keep your domicile aglow even when the moon holds sway.

With the SolarHome 620+ you get a solar panel so simple to install that a chimp could do it, should you want to risk those damn dirty apes blowing it all up. Once that’s ready to go, it hooks into three included lights that operate with wall switches, one with motion sensor activation, and runs an MP3/FM radio control box for those after-the-fall dance parties. A pair of USB outputs even charge your phone so you can brag to your followers about how you’re living off the grid.